Which P Language should I learn if: Prio1. Easy 2. scripts/automate for mac 3.Gather web info and compile it.

As a semi-moron I would like to draw on your vast experience in deciding what language/ program to learn with the following priorities: 1. Easy and no bullshit (not something that is so simplified it makes no sense, ex powerpoint, mac numbers) 2. Can create scripts or automate complex actions involving different programs on mac 3. Can a. gather and b. compile open information from the web, sometimes for use in 2. Kind Regards Mr 123 Asdf