Determine monitor/screen model in browser

I want to deliver video for 3D-Screens in the browser but most monitors need different Input formats (like sideBySide or Interlaced) to display the content correctly. As such I have to determine the monitor model as I can't think of any other way to determine the required format.

A simple Javascript or HTML5 solution would be perfect but it seems such information is not available to those environments. Are Flash, Silverlight or even ActiveX capable of such a thing?

Eventually I want to be able to do something like this:

if(monitorModel == 'someManufacturer GL1138THX)
{
  //load corresponding video
}